How to Tie Your Shoe

There once was a boy named Bob. Bob went to a school. He liked school. But he didn't know how to tie his shoe. His shoe was very hard to tie. It made it difficult to tie his shoe. Therefore the shoe was difficult to tie. If a shoe is difficult to tie, then how do you tie a shoe. Shoes are therefore the most difficult item of clothing to put on every day and that is what makes them special. This is the worst paper that I have ever written. It will be so many words by the time that I am finished with it. I agree with you sir that shoes are hard to tie. This is the worst paper in the world. I am the worst paper writer ever. I have a dog named Molly. She is a Wheaton. Wheatons are the cutest dogs in the world. Have you ever heard of one. I haven't either. That is great. I am great. You are great. What else is great? Tying your shoes. It doesn't matter whether your shoe is on the right foot or not. Just wear it. If you can't wear it then tie it. That's the solution here-- to tie your shoe in a reasonable faashion.

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