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Home Remedies:

>

> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic!

> Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat

> and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly

> removed.

>

> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing

> vegetables by getting someone else to hold them

> while you chop away.

>

> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the

> toilet seat by simply using the sink.

>

> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut

> yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing

> the pressure in your veins.

>

> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,

> will prevent you from rolling over and going back to

> sleep after you hit the snooze button.

>

> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of

> laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

>

> 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a

> hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

>

> 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules

> of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40

> and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use

> the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the

> duct tape.

>

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