Hansel and Gretel Remake

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Once upon a time there lived a brother and a sister and their evil parents that starved. One day while their parents were out, young Hansel and Gretel snuck down into the kitchen to get some cookies.

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Suddenly they heard the car door slam.

"Hansel, grab the cookies! Let's blow this joint!" said Gretel.

Hansel and Gretel quickly flee from the kitchen and out the back door.

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While sprinting away Hansel is constantly shoving cookies to his face.

"Hansel! You pig, save some for me!" exclaims Gretel

It was a disgusting site to see the crumbs flying everywhere completely missing his mouth and landing on the ground.

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While heading down the street, to who knows where, they heard some music.

"What be dat fly bangin' noise comin from ova dere? (Where is that music coming from?)" yelled Hansel.

Then, the Pillsbury Doughboy pulls up in his toaster strudel SUV with icing spinners.

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"Hey you! You little children look hungry, do you wanna come down to my house for some pastries?"

"Jeah Pastry!" they screamed in excitement.

Then, they hop into the car and drive off to the Pillsbury Doughboy's house.

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Meanwhile, their parents are going berserk while trying to figure out where there children/slaves have gone.

"Those little brats better not have stolen any food!" screamed their mother.

"I'm going to call the cops." Said their father

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While still in the car with the Pillsbury Doughboy, Hansel continues to shovel cookies into his mouth by the dozen with crumbs flying out the window.

"Where is this house of your Mr. Doughboy?" asked Gretel.

"Don't worry about. How about I just put on some music?"

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The Pillsbury Doughboy pushes in his CD and Doughboy Fresh by Three 6 Muffins comes roaring through the speakers.

"We're home!" proclaimed the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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As they pull into the driveway, the house appalled the kids. It was a house built out of crispy pastries that were flakier than a man with a dandruff problem.

"This isn't home, it's heaven." Said Hansel.

They quickly run towards the house in excitement.

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Once they walk into the house through the Toasters Strudel door, the Pillsbury Doughboy leads them into the kitchen. The kitchen was filled with pastries covered in icing.

"Go ahead, sit down and eat all that you want," insisted the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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Right as the kids sit down, metal cuffs instantly strap their ankles, waist, and wrists. The Pillsbury Doughboy turns around and his eyes are glowing red.

"Finally, some more kids to eat. I'm tired of eating all these pastries, day after day; meal after meal," the Pillsbury Doughboy said in a firm voice.

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"We're just skin and bones, our parents starved us. You need to fatten us up by feeding us," said Gretel.

"I guess that seems like a good idea. If I am going to have I different meal I guess I should make the best of it," said the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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The Pillsbury Doughboy brings a huge platter of delicious concoctions to fatten Hansel and Gretel to the table.

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