What's So Great About Stealing Girlfriends?

What's So Great About Stealing Girlfriends?

For some people, stealing girlfriends is probably an ego-booster or a way to be cruel, hurtful, and selfish. These are unhealthy motives. The only reason you should steal girlfriends is because it's hilarious.

Finding a Girlfriend to Steal

If you want to steal a girlfriend, first you have to find a girlfriend to steal. This can sometimes be a little tricky. It has been brought to my attention (of course it's never happened to me) that sometimes a girl will lie to a guy and tell him that she has a boyfriend as a "nice" way of rejecting him. This is very annoying for us and much time can be wasted on a girl before one realizes that she doesn't really have a boyfriend after all. Therefore, it is important to verify early on that the girl does in fact have a boyfriend. Finding out a little information about him can help in a couple of areas, as we shall soon see. If the girl has been seeing a guy for only a few months, they will probably be in what is referred to as the "honeymoon" stage. This is a very difficult time for us, as most girls will not even notice other guys. Good luck!

If the girl has been seeing the guy for over a year, the relationship will have probably fallen into a rut and she will be bored and looking for something new. This is the perfect situation for you to invest a little time and effort.

What to Wear

You can wear anything you like although it has been said that the number 55 on clothing is the international symbol for girlfriend/boyfriend stealers. You might also want to check out the Girlfriend Stealers' Shop.

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Making the First Move

I think it's best to start with a normal pickup attempt. It helps if you know the girl already has a boyfriend because you know in advance that you will be rejected and can therefore better concentrate on the task at hand. Talk the girl up, feed her lines, flirt, ask her out, give her your number - whatever the hell you normally do. If you know the girl has a boyfriend and she doesn't tell you, something is probably wrong and you might want to call it quits right then and there. Most likely, the girl will inform you politely that she has a boyfriend. You should tell her that's fine and that you'd just like to become friends. Switch the conversation to "friendly" things.

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