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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Full FAQ and Walkthrough

Written by Chase "AggroSk8er" Ansok

Version 2.1f (f meaning final) -- 21 February 2005

"And so I says to Mable, I says 'READ THE FAQ!' And then I says,

'Before asking me a question about the location of something,

check the map that came with your game!'"

This guide is pretty much complete, and updates will be very rare, if ever. If

you see a website not using this version, please tell me so I can submit it to

them. E-mails will still be answered. Thank you everyone who made this guide

possible, and for making this the most widely read and distributed fan-made

walkthrough ever written.

2.1f Notice: The Madd Dogg glitch has been debunked. See the FAQ/Glitch section

for more details. Also, I apologize to anyone whose e-mail does not get read.

Right now, I am swamped with school, hockey, and theatre work and very rarely

get more than twenty minutes of free time. Please feel free to send e-mail, as

there is still a good chance that I'll get around to it.

IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION READ THE FAQ IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION READ THE FAQ FIRST

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IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION READ THE FAQ IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION READ THE FAQ FIRST

My ASCII art sucks. Bite me. I still like it.

Also, tags, snapshots, and horseshoes, oh my! http://hem.bredband.net/708145/

!!!E-mail Info!!!

Before sending a question, ask yourself the following things:

1. Is my question answered in the FAQ? Section III, check it out.

2. Is my question answered in the guide? Look for it.

3. Is my question answered by common sense (i.e. How do I kill people)? If so,

I will laugh at you and call you stupid when you send the e-mail.

4. Is my question about the location of a vehicle? If so, I really don't know

where it is, unless it's an exportable car, in which case, check the section

on the Import/Export Crane.

5. Is my question about a glitch, but not a submission (i.e. how to fix one)?

If so, I can't help you. I am not tech support.

6. Is my question about MILLIE for the KEYCARD or MADD DOGG? If so, NO! I

can't help you! These are glitches, and while people have sent in fixes, none

of them are guaranteed. I've tried 30-40 different methods, and it looks to be

very random, and very glitch.

7. Have I already tried doing something before asking it (i.e. What happens if

I do this...)? If not, save, then try it. If it's bad, don't do it. If it's

good, you should do it.

8. Is my question about a cheat? If so, don't send it. Period. End of story.

9. Is my question about PERMISSION TO USE THE GUIDE ON A WEBSITE? If so, don't

even bother. No other websites can use the guide.

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