Mechanical Mammals

One day I went to buy a brand new Ford Mustang. The reason I wanted a new car is because I saw this commercial about a new kind of car that had instincts like an animal. I thought it would be really strange to have one of those. As soon as I saw that commercial I knew I had to get that car. I thought that it would be cool to have a car with those instincts.

When I went to the car dealership I found that car on sale with a 30 day money back guarantee only because it was a new kind of car. It was a 2008 model it was painted dark blue with white racing strips. I drove it home and it was a real comfortable ride. The next day I woke up and heard a honking noise I got dressed real quick, and went to see what the noise was and it was my new car! So I called the dealership and asked what was going on. They said that the cars get lonely and they can't be alone for more than 12 hours. I also asked them if there is anything else I should know about this new kind of car. They said, "Yes, if its not clean it gets mad and gives you a very rough ride." So right after I hung up the phone I started to clean my car. When I was cleaning it, it made a sound like a cat like it was purring because it was happy.

Right after the first month all I could think about was why didn't I trade it back in for a full refund. The reason why I wanted to trade it in was because it was very hard to keep up with and in good shape. But as the months past I started getting used to it and I guess you could say it was getting used to me also.

I asked the dealership how long it would last. And they said, "Since it is like an animal and partly takes care of its self it will go forever as long as you do your part." I still have my dark blue Mustang and it is my favorite car. I take my car to different activities and race it in the league called "Mechanical Mammals" for the cars with animal instincts. My car and I have won three gold trophies for the third annual "Mechanical Mammals" race.

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