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"Last night I dreamt I drank the worlds largest margarita, when I woke up, I was by the toilet and the rim was covered in salt, thank God I didn't eat the worm in there!" - Larry the Cable guy

I may not be the most successful person in the world, I may not be the most proper classy chick in the world, nor do I plan to be, I plan to be me. I am funny, energetic, sweet, and outgoing. I really don't know what to say about myself but to warn you, I have a sense of humor, it is a big part of my life and I like to keep my essays and topics full of life, since this biography is about me, be prepared to laugh a little. So I will start out with:

Way back when I was a wee little turd hatchin' on a fence pole, I was adopted by my grandparents. I grew up and graduated in a small town, (if you blink you would miss it) which will remain un named because of my own reasons. The house where I grew up was a house trailer with a beautiful big red barn outside and a few heffers grazzin' out in the field, I made friends with them, until I realized Pa was gonna kill them so we could eat.

Anyways, I am a twenty-one year old redneck woman, who is full of life and loves to sing country and bluegrass music and tell jokes. I am pretty well known in my area because I sing everywhere around here, I thought about going on Nashville star, just haven't done it yet. I did however, win the grand prize at a talent show at a place called prarrieville farm days and got to spend the weekend with the legendary country bumpkin himself Cal Smith.

If you haven't guessed already, Larry the Cable Guy is my idol, and I will tell you why, his job is devoted into making people laugh. His job isn't stressful, it is happy, and he enjoys making people laugh, its crud humor but it makes you laugh. Hold on, I got to take the browns to the superbowl, be right back..

Just kiddin'! It did make you smile though didn't it? Good then my job is done. That is kind of what kind of life I want. Making people laugh. I know that if you can make me laugh you are as good as gold.

I really don't know what else to say about myself, except, this is me. This is who I am. There is really nothing else to say. Thanks for the chance to tell you about myself, atleast I know you care.

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