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* Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

* Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

* Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

* Your body\\\'s name must be Visa, because it\\\'s everywhere I want to be.

* I may not be the best looking guy here, but I\\\'m the only one talking to you.

* Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I\\\'ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I\\\'ll do it your way.

* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. I can\\\'t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

* I\\\'m new in town, could I have directions to your house.

* If you were a new hamburger at McDonald\\\'s, you would be McGorgeous.

* Let\\\'s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

* If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

* There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can\\\'t take them off you.

* Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

* That\\\'s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

* There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can\\\'t take them off you.

* Are you from Tennessee? Because you\\\'re the only ten I see!

* Was your father a thief? \\\'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

* Your daddy must have been a baker, \\\'cause you\\\'ve got a nice set of buns.

* Excuse me, but I DO think it\\\'s time we met.

* Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

* Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

* Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

* Be unique and different, say yes.

* You make me so nervous and flustered, I\\\'ve completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.

* Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

* Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac\\\'s.

* Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

* If you were a buger I would pick you first.

* You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)

* Are your pants from outer space? \\\'cause your butt is out of this world.

* He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn\\\'t hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

* He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C\\\'mon! Lower you\\\'re standards a little. I did...

* He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You\\\'re undressing me with your eyes... I know you\\\'re doing it. STOP!

* Are you a parking ticket? \\\'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

* I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

* What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)

* Hi, my name\\\'s {name}. Remember it, you\\\'ll be screaming it later tonight!

* My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

* I can\\\'t wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.

* Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

* Baby, you\\\'re so sweet, you put Hershey\\\'s outta business.

* Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

* If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

* Wow! Are those real?

* Girl, you must be tired \\\'cause you\\\'ve been running through my mind all day!

* If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?

* Are you tired? Cause you\\\'ve been running through my mind all day!

* If I could rearrange the alphabet I\\\'d put U and I together!

* I must be in heaven cause I\\\'ve seen an angel.

* Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

* Are you a surgeon? CAuse you\\\'ve just took my heart away!

* Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!

* There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.

* You\\\'re like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

* My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.

* Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you\\\'re so electrifying.

* I\\\'m not actually this tall. I\\\'m sitting on my wallet.

* Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

* Is your name Gillette? ...because you\\\'re the best a man can get.



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