Jared
Essay by review • November 8, 2010 • Essay • 1,686 Words (7 Pages) • 1,448 Views
* Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
* Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
* Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
* Your body\\\'s name must be Visa, because it\\\'s everywhere I want to be.
* I may not be the best looking guy here, but I\\\'m the only one talking to you.
* Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I\\\'ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I\\\'ll do it your way.
* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. I can\\\'t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
* I\\\'m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
* If you were a new hamburger at McDonald\\\'s, you would be McGorgeous.
* Let\\\'s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
* If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
* There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can\\\'t take them off you.
* Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
* That\\\'s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
* There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can\\\'t take them off you.
* Are you from Tennessee? Because you\\\'re the only ten I see!
* Was your father a thief? \\\'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
* Your daddy must have been a baker, \\\'cause you\\\'ve got a nice set of buns.
* Excuse me, but I DO think it\\\'s time we met.
* Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
* Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
* Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
* Be unique and different, say yes.
* You make me so nervous and flustered, I\\\'ve completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
* Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
* Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac\\\'s.
* Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
* If you were a buger I would pick you first.
* You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)
* Are your pants from outer space? \\\'cause your butt is out of this world.
* He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn\\\'t hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
* He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C\\\'mon! Lower you\\\'re standards a little. I did...
* He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You\\\'re undressing me with your eyes... I know you\\\'re doing it. STOP!
* Are you a parking ticket? \\\'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
* I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
* What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)
* Hi, my name\\\'s {name}. Remember it, you\\\'ll be screaming it later tonight!
* My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
* I can\\\'t wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.
* Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
* Baby, you\\\'re so sweet, you put Hershey\\\'s outta business.
* Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
* If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
* Wow! Are those real?
* Girl, you must be tired \\\'cause you\\\'ve been running through my mind all day!
* If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
* Are you tired? Cause you\\\'ve been running through my mind all day!
* If I could rearrange the alphabet I\\\'d put U and I together!
* I must be in heaven cause I\\\'ve seen an angel.
* Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
* Are you a surgeon? CAuse you\\\'ve just took my heart away!
* Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!
* There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
* You\\\'re like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
* My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.
* Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you\\\'re so electrifying.
* I\\\'m not actually this tall. I\\\'m sitting on my wallet.
* Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
* Is your name Gillette? ...because you\\\'re the best a man can get.
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